"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
|—||me lying to myself (via pruehallliwell)|
an animal not wanting me petting them hurts more than any anon ever could
”please ask a member of staff for details”
“The story about where volcanoes come from”
This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes